Back -  KOREY'S WEBCAM - Realtionship question: Smoking girl

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:38:13, Vance White said...

Haha ass face

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:55:39, Devin said...

Smoking always annoys me, especially with damn kids who honestly think it's attractive, fun, or looks cool. I was just in Vegas and was nearly knocked out several times by the oceans of secondhand smoke of all varieties punching me in the face.

Thu, 22 May 2008 11:28:56, Blak_Fokz said...

My god....see i agree with this because i do, in fact keep a pack of tic-tacs and winterfresh incase her breath smells like posteriorilla, but yeah after a while they will look a white larger-than-life yoda and thats okay if its your thing but i (for some reason) tend to jus get the phuck outta there. ........yeah.......

Wed, 21 May 2008 20:49:25, matty said...

Getting scientific there.

Wed, 21 May 2008 16:58:45, Mr Furious said...

Don't ever ever ever try and get a girl to quit smoking because she'll hate you for it. She won't be saying "Aww, he wants me to quit because he cares so much about me!" She'll be saying "Don't you tell me what to do!" and will smoke twice as much just to piss you off. And the more you try and get her to quit, the more she'll resent you for it and the more you'll end up resenting her for not caring about the fact that you care so much about her until you both outright hate each other and then she tells a bunch of lies about you to all your friends just to humilate you. And, yes, I speak from experience. Besides, smokers never really quit smoking. They just take long breaks. And, as Korey so elegantly put it, she may be hot now, but it won't last long. Aside from the wrinkles and bad breath, there's also the yellow teeth and fingers. And if she smokes, then it's a safe bet that she drinks, too, which means she's going to get fat, unless she's an anorexic which means vomit breath, rotten teeth and exposed ribs in addition to the ash-breath and yellow tar. If she drinks coffee, it'll be a horrific odorous trifecta. Every time she opens her mouth, it'll smell like a dank, rotting crypt opening up for the first time in centuries. ugh! My advice is to just bang the girl and then kick her to the curb.

Wed, 21 May 2008 15:48:34, Pendzlov said...

I had once a girlfriend who smoked a lot, and yes - her breath smelled like shit. But it's not like I can't stand this smell, 'cause it ain't so bad. The kissing her was torture. Seriously, no matter how much i loved her, taste of her mouth... damn, felt like licking ashtray. Literally :]

Wed, 21 May 2008 13:07:19, Christopher said...

LOL

Wed, 21 May 2008 12:21:04, JAY said...

Good advice

Wed, 21 May 2008 12:19:39, The Insidious Dr. Fu Manchu said...

Can't resist . . . must . . . FIRST!!! AHHHOMG!