April 22, 2009 at 6:31PM, Hernan Iturralde said ...

Has Nicholas Cage done something worth watching in the last 10 years? I'm not being sarcastic. I just think he hasn't...

November 18, 2008 at 10:33PM, ThatStrangeDude said ...

Damn, this movie really disappointed me. I thought it would be the action film of the summer, and it was going to rock everyone's socks off straight away. Unfortunately I was wrong, and utterly wrong, what a boring movie! I wanted guns blazing more frequently than fucking breathing, and what do I get? This piece of garbage... He looks tired, and annoyed all the time, his little helper is nothing but trouble and stupidity and what the hell was with that part where he fell in love with the mute? I mean sheesh! I can't carry on talking about this, it makes me grit my teeth in regret of ever spending money on this movie. Although I need to say a few more things, I hated the part where he was starting to get sentimental, I mean it is an assassin movie, he should just kill people for the mere fun of it, and eat babies for breakfast! I hate when they start stuffing assassin movies with lame feelings, everybody knows that somebody who takes other peoples lifes for money don't have a single bit of human left in them. ... Anyways, before I drown you all in my endless jibbering about just how bad I thought this movie were, then I would like to give you credit for the review, I laughed my arse off the entire time, one of your best so far! Bloody good job.

November 05, 2008 at 1:50PM, Shinigami2099 said ...

Nick Cage could do any movie... and have that same I just wanna dump look on his face. I'll never forgive him for what he did to Ghost Rider!!! *weeps sincerely* Gone in 60 seconds... ok. Con Air eh, ok. Even the friggin' Rock I guess it's ok. but this movie just looks retarded. & I'm sorry for associating you with this movie y'all. I'm going to save you all your time. Just close your eyes for 3 seconds to think of Nick Cage taking a crap. Wha-la... presto... now you can go watch some Bruce Lee instead

September 15, 2008 at 5:03PM, MovieDownloadMatrix said ...

I am a big Nick Cage fan, but his choices for movies has been complete and utter crap! Is Hollywood's amazing scripts drying up...Nick is not the only dude picking junk movie roles...Hollywood needs better writers, because I have never seen so many re-makes in my freaking life! I think all of us in this forum could put our heads together and submit a better script than Hollywood...I mean...come on! I thought to review was fantastic and the Bigfoot/Cage mockery was enjoyable... This girl needs a beer...

September 14, 2008 at 5:40PM, DVDPLAYA said ...

This review is f**kin hilarious.

September 09, 2008 at 10:43PM, Jack Q said ...

Don't fall in rove!

September 09, 2008 at 6:43PM, Yaoi Huntress Earth said ...

The Nicholas Cage impersonation was spot on. Once again, someone has to beat it into that man's head that he just isn't action movie material.

September 09, 2008 at 7:45AM, Stefan C. said ...

yeah i bet that movie sucked. its like liquid garbage out of a fat china dood's ass.>

September 08, 2008 at 5:48AM, Tashi said ...

It's interesting how they Hollywoodize Asian cimena, essentially sterilizing it and losing the essence of what made it special in the first place. This is my first comment. Spill has the best reviews, period, bar none.

September 08, 2008 at 12:29AM, Rich said ...

Wooden? Is that exactly the acting form that Cage has mastered? Cage elevated wooden to new heights.

September 07, 2008 at 9:51PM, Eric said ...

just wooden performances

September 07, 2008 at 1:42PM, ghostwriter said ...

If Cage needs a good hair piece, he should go see William Shatner...now there's a guy who knows hair pieces! Oh well, Burn After Reading opens this Friday...looks promising, hope it is! I am in need of a good movie at this point.