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May 13, 2009 at 8:49PM, luke driver said ...

This was fucking terrible film making at its worse. >Some Ole Bullshit

April 08, 2009 at 10:49PM, Brandon Hynes said ...

fuck u they suck 1 hour half for 8 dollars and 50 cents watching this movie BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! SCARY MOVIE IS BULLSHIT! ALL OF THESE MOVIES SUCK!

April 02, 2009 at 12:44AM, Luis Lockett said ...

As much as everybody hates these movies, I love them.

March 27, 2009 at 9:25PM, TheGoodMan said ...

They basically put a turd on screen for 75 mins and called it a movie. A resounding F**K YOU!!

March 08, 2009 at 1:29AM, Mark said ...

good ole fashion texas ass beating is wut these guys need, lol man i live in south texas and i would so do that

February 26, 2009 at 10:08PM, Louie Alonso said ...

MATINEE, and this is my #1 Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer movie. How can u say some ol' bullshit to these 2 geniuses, they made these spoofs very funny. Carma Electra was a fuckin hottie in this spoof movie. They really did try, it's just that u guys don't give them credit or have this kind of humor like I do.

February 16, 2009 at 8:31PM, Matt Orell said ...

I just watched this ridiculous piece of shit last night! I laughed but only because the jokes were so terrible. Tear up these assholes' guild cards or send them the fuck back to film school.

February 02, 2009 at 10:18PM, Alexandra (Zandy) said ...

Those so called directors! they are not even directors!! there should be a LAW! not to touch a camera ever..EVER!! AGAIN!! OR we can chop of there hands!! I mean you can't do anything without hands! it be perfect crime!

January 23, 2009 at 2:49PM, cab435 said ...

SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!! SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!! SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!! SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!! SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!! SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!! SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!! SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!!

January 23, 2009 at 2:45PM, cab435 said ...

———-/´¯/)——--(\¯`\ This movie fucking sucks it can go fuck its self. ———/—//———--\\—\ \ NO one should ever watch this again we need to burn ever copy of this. ——--/—//————-\\—\ \ The people who made this just fucking turned 300 into a group of gays and dumb —-/´¯/—/´¯\———/¯`\—\¯`\ seens they took from other movies. Fucking fuck this movie and who ever worked -/-/--/—/—/-|_—-_|-\---\—\—\-\ on it! (-(—(—(—/-)--)--(--(-\—)—)—)-) -\————\/--/—\—\/————/ --\———— /——\-————/ —\-———-(———)———-/

January 12, 2009 at 4:42AM, Ed said ...

>THIS MOVIE SUCKS, SUM OLE BULLSHIT i'm gonna make a ASCII picture for the writers of meet the Spartans plz don't be mad about if it mess up ———-/´¯/)——--(\¯`\ ———/—//———--\\—\ \ ——--/—//————-\\—\ \ —-/´¯/—/´¯\———/¯`\—\¯`\ -/-/--/—/—/-|_—-_|-\---\—\—\-\ (-(—(—(—/-)--)--(--(-\—)—)—)-) -\————\/--/—\—\/————/ --\———— /——\-————/ —\-———-(———)———-/

November 12, 2008 at 6:18AM, Kara said ...

the worst part about these movies is my brother wants to see them, and he claims I am stupid because I don't find them funny. The fact that he is actually older than I am makes it even sadder.

September 28, 2008 at 7:55AM, D said ...

how do these two keep getting jobs. Honestly their movies have no real plot, then as to be expected they only end up grossing small amounts of money and then films that still suck but look like the godfather by comparison get the shaft. I just don't get it when this movie came out all there that was out was crap but if all thats out is crap why do people pck this shit I'd rather watch never back down

September 18, 2008 at 8:32PM, Michael Panagiotis said ...

You are right. One of my old friends saw this an he liked this. He was also a huge asshole.

September 17, 2008 at 1:47AM, Ironstorm said ...

I was tricked by a friend to go and see this movie, I was like dude why did you tell me to see this piece of shit. He then denied ever telling me to go and see it...

September 07, 2008 at 2:33AM, jmmy murray said ...

meet the spartans was a waist of my money and my time , simply some old bullshitttttttt

August 29, 2008 at 3:26AM, david ortiz said ...

GUYS, I DONT KNOW, I FEEL CONFUSED... ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME MOVIE HERE? CAUSE IF WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MEET THE SPARTANS I HAVE TO SAY... ITS THE GREATEST MOVIE IVE SEEN THIS YEAR! RIGHT UP THERE WITH GIGLI, I TELL YOU. THIS MOVIE MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS BORN AGAIN. I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD COME OUT OF A MOVIE AND FEEL ENRAPTURED IN THE CAPTIVATING STORY. THE SCRIPT WAS A BREATHTAKING MASTERPIECE.THE WITTY AND COMICAL REFERENCES TO POP CULTURE WERE DELIGHTFUL AND SMART. I DONT THINK ANYONE THAT DOESNT HAVE A HIGH DEGREE OF EDUCATION WOULD GET SUCH A ELITIST SENSE OF HUMOR. IF YOU DONT GET IT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!! IF THIS THING DOESN'T MAKE THE OSCAR LIST NEXT YEAR, I'M GONNA BE DOWNRIGHT SHOCKED! WORD UP G!

August 11, 2008 at 2:23AM, Zach said ...

A couple months ago I heard some people who liked Epic Movie talk about this movie and they said it was bad. So this movie was so bad, that people who liked the other movies didn't like this one (they were teenager to).

July 30, 2008 at 11:57PM, Cynthia said ...

I made 20 bucks off this movie. I Told my friend, Jake, that it was gonna suck and he didn't believe me. So he said 20 bucks it's really funny. He lost, because it wasn't funny. It was just stupid.

July 29, 2008 at 9:59PM, Kat said ...

I find it sad that there are people who do find this movie funny, looked around on youtube and saw people saying this is the best movie ever and got "thumbs up" for saying it. Proves how stupid the nation is becoming. I think, every time some dumba** laughs at the movie, a kitten dies.

July 07, 2008 at 1:30AM, Blade Runner 007 said ...

I hate this movie! I literally hate this movie! Its not funny! Its just a bucnch of 300 scenes with the characters being gay! Its not watchable! I give this movie a mark of shame!

June 28, 2008 at 10:03PM, SHADOWFLA said ...

F******K this movie f****k this movie ... ~SOME OL' BULL****T !!!! thats all i got to say

June 27, 2008 at 2:19PM, Tom said ...

I actually thought this film was quite good.

June 25, 2008 at 11:24PM, Genevieve said ...

"If you're 13 and you liked this, you're an asshole." OMG I just about peed!! LMAO!!!! Thank God I never watched this piece of sh*t. LOL!! XXO G

June 25, 2008 at 10:18PM, Christian Penelton said ...

this is the best review, by far!!!! LMFAO i just happened to watch this crap online. Im glad i didnt waste any money on this piece of shit.

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Synopsis: From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. The 20th Century Fox production was written and directed by the filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Sure, Leonidas may have nothing more than a cape and some leather underwear to protect him fr... Continue Reading

Starring: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Diedrich Bader, Ken Davitian

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