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November 03, 2009 at 7:34 PM, James Davis said ...
Loved the story, loved the cg, loved action. But as a 3d artist, the cg totally died in times when they handle things with their hands and they're fingers are robotic, they're eyes are dead too, And the people who animated the horses obviously did not use reference. John Malkoviches monologue during his ridiculing of Beowulf really put down his ability as an actor, even though I know he's an amazing actor. Meh, High matinee for me. And I'll just watch Gia to see Angelina's num nums
October 25, 2008 at 12:45 AM, Blade Runner 007 said ...
Its a matinee to me!
June 28, 2008 at 6:47 PM, SHADOWFLA said ...
BEOWULF is good , cool movie ... and i give a ~F U L L P R I C E
June 08, 2008 at 9:38 PM, Alex Lepanto said ...
I have to strongly dissagree with your rating on this one (for once). If you read the poem thingy (which i had to do for school work) youll realize that the poem thingy is soooo much better than the book. The movie is a lot different (just like carlyle said). But i still think the movie sucked.......Wait i didnt know the movie was shown in 3D! What the hell? And i just dont understand why Beowulf has to get naked when he fights Grendel.
March 28, 2008 at 4:24 PM, BellyDanceGirl said ...
Great review guys! I really liked this film - I needed a roller coaster ride rhather than reading in the park. Crispin Glover was great!!!!!!! Extra material on DVD good too.
March 09, 2008 at 12:10 AM, bsista said ...
Korey, I agree, you gotta stop callin women bitches and hos. Shit how would you like it if I called your momma and grandmamma a bitch and ho? If you don't I'm gonna hunt you down and invite every female on this site to a party to slap the shit out of you and scream shit at you as well. Might hit you with some high heels too, don't think those spike heels don't hurt, they puncture waterbeds and will leave your ass punctured as well. Ok, why does grendels mom (jolie) have on high heels? They were not invented at this point. This is where this leaves the time period and becomes hollywood bull shit. She should have like Hobbit feet. But y'all wouldnt dig her as much with Hobbit feet. Korey I am puttin yo ass on notice bout that bitch and ho shit. Love ya boo!
February 28, 2008 at 1:36 AM, HardBoild said ...
This mite be random, but what if Beowulf was played by Rick James and insted I am Beowulf it would be I'm Beowulf bitch
February 12, 2008 at 7:46 PM, RENEGADE™ said ...
I got to see the first showing of it in Washington state at the Boeing Imax theatre on the 15th for the Beowulf bash. With beer in hand in the movie theatre, I watched a great 3D experience for the first hour. As the movie continued into the second hour, I feel the animation went down a little but the 3D experience did not. Animation with the characters and their movements and facial expressions Reminded me of Pixar to much. Meaning, I felt Like Shrek should be jumping out at anytime. By no means is this a movie for the younger kids though. Especially in 3D. Blood goes everywhere! The last battle scene was good though with the exception of what Beowulf did to himself to win. See the movie to understand what I mean. Also I expected larger role for Angelina Jolie. She was a great seductress in the movie but did not have a big part in this movie. I would say the movie was ok. I give it a 7 out of 10. See it in 3D if you can. It will make this film a much better experience guaranteed! I would not see this in a regular theatre.
December 25, 2007 at 4:43 AM, AJ said ...
This movie was not that great, the 3-d was not remarkable and the plot was obviously stretched out, regardless worth a matinee.
November 25, 2007 at 8:44 PM, ladiesman217 said ...
i actually thought the story was rly good for this cuz i felt for beowulf for making that big mistake AND LYING HIS ASS OFF but the 3D was kick ass
November 25, 2007 at 9:33 AM, mark bladt said ...
I just saw Beowolf last night with a friend and we both really enjoyed it. Beowolf was one badass motherfucker. And it was actually really nice to hear some ancient nordic spoken by people like Angelina Jolie. The animation was extremely good I think and the movie is really recomendable. All in all good and entertaining movie.
November 25, 2007 at 1:45 AM, guruBEE$ said ...
Is grendal secretly the Grand Hall. A place for the hearing of great stories & fornication. The name Bee-o-wolf = buzzhowl two different sounds. He liked to hear puffed up songs sung about him. Rather than have buffed up sons running around him. Bee-o-wolf punched the big ear of grandhall & out came a lot of hot air and he was reduced to a normal stature. Was it wierd how the word mother sounded like murder. The cup or horn never blown instead it was a cup of cornucopia for drinking and fornication. (Symbolic of grand mom, if urgot the cup urgot mom). The torn arm wraped in chain and mail and the punching into the dragon voice box to get at the hart. gold is the rotting grand hall story of the life of the gOd (ON A SIDE KNOTE.) Is Hamlet realy Beeowolf?
November 21, 2007 at 6:27 AM, Ike said ...
This movie was pretty good. It goes with the whole theme being set by 300. Not historical at all, but fun and mostly graphically pleasing.
November 20, 2007 at 10:01 PM, roodles said ...
I love Korey and Spill but "chicks, bitches, hos"? christ, can you call us women, girls even?!!
November 19, 2007 at 6:28 AM, Kenny said ...
I loved this movie, can't find any flaws in it.
November 18, 2007 at 8:59 PM, dan said ...
this movie looks good its a must see
November 18, 2007 at 4:21 AM, ThePecker13 said ...
Are you guys going to do a review of Richard Kelly's "Southland Tales"???
November 17, 2007 at 5:32 PM, Steven Donald John Baumann said ...
I really liked it. Saw it last night. It was the best cg movie ever. It was flawed still easier to stomach than reading it. I agree with full price.
November 17, 2007 at 4:40 PM, symone nia glover said ...
Yea me and my brother are going to see this movie in Imax I hope this is as good as you say cause I am payine 10 dollars to get in
November 17, 2007 at 3:14 PM, R0-Beast said ...
Jolie's body was bangin! till Korey messed it up with the BAMM!
November 17, 2007 at 1:04 PM, corey vire said ...
I am the dumbest person on earth. I didnt even know this was a cg/motioncapture movie until yesterday. Imagine if you will me saying . "This ia animated?" then getting looked at like...duude.. where you been? Heh. KAPOW!
November 17, 2007 at 3:56 AM, Aaron Huapt said ...
I guess haveing sex with a water serpent makes you sterile.
November 17, 2007 at 3:44 AM, Aaron Huapt said ...
I thought the lets hid the sausage scene was hilarious. But Beowolf lived a life of lies.
November 17, 2007 at 1:44 AM, Luis Funes said ...
I am SO happy to hear that it is a really cool movie because I was really looking forward to watching it! I'm gonna go see it tomorrow!!!
November 17, 2007 at 1:09 AM, david armendariz said ...
I don't remember saying it was gonna suck I remember saying something like am I the only one who thinks Jolie isn't that hot.
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Synopsis: Inspired by the epic Old English poem of the same name, director Robert Zemeckis's digitally rendered film follows the Scandinavian hero Beowulf (Ray Winstone) as he fights to protect the Danes from a ferocious beast named Grendel (Crispin Glover). Though at first Grendel seems invincible, Beowulf eventually manages to defeat him in a desperate bat... Continue Reading
Starring: Robin Wright Penn, Ray Winstone, John Malkovich, Anthony Hopkins
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