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November 03, 2009 at 5:03 AM, Nick said ...
I love it when you give these movies a "F*ck You"! Great job on the review!
October 10, 2009 at 11:27 PM, Antoinette Johnson said ...
I started cleaning the house while this movie was on. It was BOOOOORING. I almost fell asleep.
August 15, 2009 at 4:29 PM, Lauri Kubre said ...
*SIGH* I was really trying to like this movie....but there are too many flaws. Sorry Max.....this is Some Ole Bullsh--
May 03, 2009 at 2:09 PM, Marc Freeborne said ...
i thoughrt it was good?
March 28, 2009 at 5:00 PM, Lee Jankowski said ...
I was really Looking forward to this one so dissapointed... SOME OL' BULLSHIT couldnt agree more....
February 01, 2009 at 2:00 AM, Koreyfan09 said ...
i thnk dis movie was a spn off of the punisher exsept Nstead of chasin bad guys he cahsin drgs
January 10, 2009 at 11:12 PM, Wax Lawrence said ...
I respect him but this will be the beginning of the end for Mark Whalberg if he doesnt stop accepting roles and movies like this... Strike 1! on The Happening, Strike 2! Max Payne! one more and you're outta here king kong!
December 27, 2008 at 2:43 PM, Jackbwoy said ...
YOW!!!! THAT MAN WITH THE CARIBBEAN ACCENT IS NOT A JAMAICAN. WE DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT. PROBLEM WITH AMERICANS IS THAT THEY ARE FACINATED WITH THE JAMAICAN FLAVOUR BUT ALWAYS CAST SOME WEAK ASS STUPID SOUNDING PERSON WHO CAN SHARPEN HIS/HER TONE TO PASS OFF AS A JAMAICAN. WE HAVE ACTORS HERE WHO CAN TALK DAMN IT!!! CAST SOME REAL J'CANS IN YOUR MOVIES AND SEE IF THE BOX OFFICES CAN HOLD UP.
December 24, 2008 at 3:25 AM, The Samaritan said ...
Ya this sucks
December 21, 2008 at 10:36 PM, Logan said ...
Your synopsis says that Rockstar Games created Max Payne. This is incorrect. Remedy was the developer who made it. I love watching your reviews, but that was a big error on your behalf.
December 19, 2008 at 9:53 AM, Andi McCool said ...
Great guys. Just so damn funny!!! :-)
December 01, 2008 at 8:39 AM, inceno said ...
I have seen it last Saturday, and I still can't believe how they have managed to turn such a great game in such a lousy movie. All those who have played the game will agree that many of the game's caracteristics were completely lost or forgotten in the film, like the lyrical poetry inbetween scenes, REAL use of bullet time, the painkillers,... too bad...
November 26, 2008 at 8:19 PM, Kessler said ...
i did enjoy the movie :)
November 18, 2008 at 4:37 PM, Matthew said ...
this fim sucked. some ol' bullshit
November 13, 2008 at 10:57 PM, avgn21 said ...
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November 10, 2008 at 10:43 PM, Aaron Jagster said ...
just so u guys know, B.B. was a name of a character in the actualy game. Not tryin to be a jerk or anythin...jus sayin.
November 10, 2008 at 7:56 AM, Afrofrycook said ...
I saw this movie today and I can safely say it is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. One thing I noticed is there wasn't a real...well...a story. There didn't seem to be a real correlation between the sequence of events. Yes, you could understand in abstract the things happen. However, the "why" wasn't immediately obvious at times. I'd write more, but to be honest, I really want to forget this movie. So I'll leave it at...this is trash. Don't waste your money.
November 05, 2008 at 12:33 PM, Shinigami2099 said ...
I stopped watching this 20 minutes in. It was painfully boring.
November 03, 2008 at 4:57 PM, Garrett Doty said ...
This is sad cause the Video game story could of easily made a great movie. Leave it to hollywood to fuck up a Video Game adaptation.
November 02, 2008 at 10:24 AM, tez said ...
hmm..sob??/ woah didnt expect that ...oh..what a waste of waiting ....:(
November 02, 2008 at 7:13 AM, spindrift68 said ...
Didn't hate Max Payne, didn't like it either. Bad film overall.
November 01, 2008 at 5:42 AM, Dr. Detfink said ...
Here's a question: Did Marky Mark reach a new level of horrible with this film or did Planet of the Apes still top his crowning achievement for non acting?
November 01, 2008 at 3:21 AM, Blade Runner 007 said ...
This movie wasn't that bad. Its not great by all means, but its not horrible!
October 29, 2008 at 2:58 PM, Melyanna said ...
to Lowclef..i dis play the game..and it was cool..but the movie just sux..
October 29, 2008 at 2:20 AM, Brandon Jennings said ...
Max Payne looked pretty cool but when I saw it, what was going on in my head was WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!
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Synopsis: Rockstar Games' double-gunned action franchise comes to the big screen thanks to director John Moore (The Omen) and Mark Wahlberg, who embodies the title character of Max Payne, a widowed cop hell-bent on delivering justice no matter what the cost as he investigates a string of killings in his city. Mila Kunis and Chris O'Donnell head up the suppor... Continue Reading
Starring: Mila Kunis, Mark Wahlberg, Beau Bridges, Olga Kurylenko
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