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125 Comments for MEET THE SPARTANS

November 21, 2009 at 11:54 PM, Antoinette Johnson said ...

Yup this is a F**k You. I was bored, there was nothing on TV and this happened to be on HBO and DAMN! This movie is even worse than what they say. This Sh*T is completely random and stupid. What was the purpose of the GTA sequence and Transformers? The only good thing about this movie is that the Spill crew made a funny ass review of it.

October 19, 2009 at 6:09 PM, Luke said ...

This is just Awful, painfully unfunny and unwatchable piece of shit. Fuck You

October 11, 2009 at 1:15 PM, patrick dinan said ...

rental

September 09, 2009 at 2:20 AM, Tyler Hale said ...

Enthusiastic Bullshit! I know it sounds dumb but I think it's better than Epic Movie!

September 08, 2009 at 1:24 AM, Michael Riley said ...

alright, fuck these writers. Jesus christ! only funny part was the beer reference part, other than that, peer fucking shit. Come on, we need to stop our children from seeing these movies. Its all 8th grade kids or lower, going to see these movies giving them millions of dollars. ITS FUCKING TERRIBLE! jesus christ...I thought people would have stopped seeing this shita after like Date Movie....god damn!

September 02, 2009 at 11:17 PM, Ironstorm said ...

I would love to listen to the audio review for this movie, could you plz post it. Or is their already an audio review on the site?

August 28, 2009 at 12:04 AM, Rohan Ramanujam said ...

For some reason, walking into the theater, I thought it was going to be funny. I was wrong. This is Some Ole Bulls**t.

August 21, 2009 at 8:33 AM, eugene angelo a santillanosa said ...

elow la gd tda......

July 22, 2009 at 5:18 PM, Antoinette Johnson said ...

I never seen but already giving it a F*** YOU! I bought Epic movie for $9 expecting something like Scary Movie and hated so much I got rid of it! I'm staying away from parody movies for a long time!

April 08, 2009 at 10:49 PM, Brandon Hynes said ...

fuck u they suck 1 hour half for 8 dollars and 50 cents watching this movie BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! SCARY MOVIE IS BULLSHIT! ALL OF THESE MOVIES SUCK!

April 02, 2009 at 12:44 AM, Luis Lockett said ...

As much as everybody hates these movies, I love them.

March 27, 2009 at 9:25 PM, TheGoodMan said ...

They basically put a turd on screen for 75 mins and called it a movie. A resounding F**K YOU!!

March 08, 2009 at 1:29 AM, Mark said ...

good ole fashion texas ass beating is wut these guys need, lol man i live in south texas and i would so do that

February 26, 2009 at 10:08 PM, Louie Alonso said ...

MATINEE, and this is my #1 Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer movie. How can u say some ol' bullshit to these 2 geniuses, they made these spoofs very funny. Carma Electra was a fuckin hottie in this spoof movie. They really did try, it's just that u guys don't give them credit or have this kind of humor like I do.

February 16, 2009 at 8:31 PM, Matt Orell said ...

I just watched this ridiculous piece of shit last night! I laughed but only because the jokes were so terrible. Tear up these assholes' guild cards or send them the fuck back to film school.

February 02, 2009 at 10:18 PM, Alexandra (Zandy) said ...

Those so called directors! they are not even directors!! there should be a LAW! not to touch a camera ever..EVER!! AGAIN!! OR we can chop of there hands!! I mean you can't do anything without hands! it be perfect crime!

January 23, 2009 at 2:49 PM, cab435 said ...

SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!! SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!! SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!! SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!! SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!! SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!! SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!! SUM OLD BULL SHIT!!!!

January 23, 2009 at 2:45 PM, cab435 said ...

———-/´¯/)——--(\¯`\ This movie fucking sucks it can go fuck its self. ———/—//———--\\—\ \ NO one should ever watch this again we need to burn ever copy of this. ——--/—//————-\\—\ \ The people who made this just fucking turned 300 into a group of gays and dumb —-/´¯/—/´¯\———/¯`\—\¯`\ seens they took from other movies. Fucking fuck this movie and who ever worked -/-/--/—/—/-|_—-_|-\---\—\—\-\ on it! (-(—(—(—/-)--)--(--(-\—)—)—)-) -\————\/--/—\—\/————/ --\———— /——\-————/ —\-———-(———)———-/

January 12, 2009 at 4:42 AM, Ed said ...

>THIS MOVIE SUCKS, SUM OLE BULLSHIT i'm gonna make a ASCII picture for the writers of meet the Spartans plz don't be mad about if it mess up ———-/´¯/)——--(\¯`\ ———/—//———--\\—\ \ ——--/—//————-\\—\ \ —-/´¯/—/´¯\———/¯`\—\¯`\ -/-/--/—/—/-|_—-_|-\---\—\—\-\ (-(—(—(—/-)--)--(--(-\—)—)—)-) -\————\/--/—\—\/————/ --\———— /——\-————/ —\-———-(———)———-/

November 12, 2008 at 6:18 AM, Kara said ...

the worst part about these movies is my brother wants to see them, and he claims I am stupid because I don't find them funny. The fact that he is actually older than I am makes it even sadder.

September 28, 2008 at 7:55 AM, D said ...

how do these two keep getting jobs. Honestly their movies have no real plot, then as to be expected they only end up grossing small amounts of money and then films that still suck but look like the godfather by comparison get the shaft. I just don't get it when this movie came out all there that was out was crap but if all thats out is crap why do people pck this shit I'd rather watch never back down

September 18, 2008 at 8:32 PM, Michael Panagiotis said ...

You are right. One of my old friends saw this an he liked this. He was also a huge asshole.

September 17, 2008 at 1:47 AM, Ironstorm said ...

I was tricked by a friend to go and see this movie, I was like dude why did you tell me to see this piece of shit. He then denied ever telling me to go and see it...

September 07, 2008 at 2:33 AM, jmmy murray said ...

meet the spartans was a waist of my money and my time , simply some old bullshitttttttt

August 29, 2008 at 3:26 AM, david ortiz said ...

GUYS, I DONT KNOW, I FEEL CONFUSED... ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME MOVIE HERE? CAUSE IF WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MEET THE SPARTANS I HAVE TO SAY... ITS THE GREATEST MOVIE IVE SEEN THIS YEAR! RIGHT UP THERE WITH GIGLI, I TELL YOU. THIS MOVIE MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS BORN AGAIN. I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD COME OUT OF A MOVIE AND FEEL ENRAPTURED IN THE CAPTIVATING STORY. THE SCRIPT WAS A BREATHTAKING MASTERPIECE.THE WITTY AND COMICAL REFERENCES TO POP CULTURE WERE DELIGHTFUL AND SMART. I DONT THINK ANYONE THAT DOESNT HAVE A HIGH DEGREE OF EDUCATION WOULD GET SUCH A ELITIST SENSE OF HUMOR. IF YOU DONT GET IT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!! IF THIS THING DOESN'T MAKE THE OSCAR LIST NEXT YEAR, I'M GONNA BE DOWNRIGHT SHOCKED! WORD UP G!

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Synopsis: From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. The 20th Century Fox production was written and directed by the filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Sure, Leonidas may have nothing more than a cape and some leather underwear to protect him fr...  Continue Reading

Starring: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Diedrich Bader, Ken Davitian

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