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77 Comments for Paul Blart: Mall Cop

October 29, 2009 at 10:32 PM, Luke said ...

Its just a mildly amusing comedy with a few chuckles. RENTAL

October 27, 2009 at 2:13 AM, Johnthemon said ...

Very Low Rental I liked Kevin James in the movie, and it had a couple of laughable moments, but yeah it was pretty bad. However, it has Jayma Mays, who is #1 on my top 10, so I felt it was worth a rental.

September 26, 2009 at 10:52 PM, Rohan Ramanujam said ...

Rental

September 24, 2009 at 5:16 PM, Mike said ...

This was bad. I actually feel bad for Kevin James here. His stand up is awesome, King of Queens was decent. This movie blew. This is a rental at best. >Movie Questions

September 15, 2009 at 7:46 PM, Cinema Bells said ...

SOME OLE BULLS**T!

August 29, 2009 at 11:04 PM, Classified said ...

My Rating:F**CK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Charectors and Story not developed,made Kevin James look bad,too many fat jokes,terrible climax (Paul did not even save the day someone did it for him because he fanted from too low sugar),almost made me fall asleep. This is terrible.

August 29, 2009 at 12:07 AM, Rohan Ramanujam said ...

I didn't think this movie was great, but it was funny and I really liked Kevin James. Low Matinee!

August 20, 2009 at 11:41 AM, Wade Wilson said ...

Really low rental. I got some chuckles out of it, but i just didn't like it. The acting was ok and I'm pretty sure that this was supposed to be a satire of many unexpected hero cliches, but they used too many cliches.

August 07, 2009 at 1:20 AM, Chaotix11 said ...

This movie should be a Solid Matinee because of all the laughs i got out of it,hell,i almost farted in most of the funny scenes.I still cant believe a fat*** mall cop outran and beat the **it out of ,like 11 x-treme sportsman on either a scooter,skateboard,or a bicycle.

July 06, 2009 at 5:52 AM, spindrift68 said ...

Low Matinee.

June 16, 2009 at 4:07 AM, Danny said ...

This was retarded. This movie made NO sense what so ever! It's ALL about the fat jokes and it was definitely NOT funny at all. SOME OLE BULL SHIT movie that I've ever seen!!!

June 11, 2009 at 9:44 AM, Damonater319 said ...

i saw this movie and thought it was halirous full price

May 25, 2009 at 2:45 AM, the awsome dude said ...

VERY LOW MATNEE it was laugh out loud funny saw it in theators twice just rented it still love it in my top favorites as number 3. p.s wanna see paul blart 2

May 21, 2009 at 12:42 AM, Madison Luna said ...

VERY HIGH FULL PRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 19, 2009 at 12:37 PM, David Durham said ...

Bump what Spill says I can't wait to see this movie! Full Price Baaaaaby!

May 19, 2009 at 1:36 AM, Endrit .H said ...

THIS MOVIE WAS A FULL PRICE I DONT GIVE WHAT PEOPLE SAID ITS A FULL PRICE

May 11, 2009 at 10:54 AM, Nicho said ...

this movie was funny til the end its a full price

April 26, 2009 at 1:15 AM, Kim Hutchinson said ...

Oh man I totally agree with Carlyle. This movie is some ol' bull. I can't even see past the part where he runs into the fat lady in the store... Man, I thought I was scarred from Meet the Spartans, but at least I could watch that! I can't watch this and I tried... Believe me I've tried!!!!

April 09, 2009 at 10:22 PM, Brandon Hynes said ...

i did like the movie its good at least it isnt that octword the madagasgar i give it a high rental its this its that close from being some old bull$$$$

March 24, 2009 at 12:14 AM, TC said ...

Ok, Mall Cop was the biggest disapointment I have seen this year in theaters. There is nothing much to say about this movie... its repetidive fat jokes, bad acting, and crappy script. Who would really pay to see a movie about some fat guy saving a mall with a bunch of nobodys playing the bad guys. This is supposed to be strictly a comedy and really it was not all that bad, I found some parts of the movie actually funny but the little 6 year olds in the audence literly stoped me from laughing at this movie. Its just that I can not stand watching a movie with a bunch of stupid fat jokes with a bunch a little kids laughing every 6 minutes. I probably did not like this movie as much in theathers because of the terrrible experience I had, but I most likely will enjoy this film way much better than watching it in theaters. LOW RENTAL

February 09, 2009 at 12:28 AM, Doug Simmons said ...

i found this movie some what funny and somewhat boring i give it a RENTAL

January 27, 2009 at 8:16 PM, Vincent Salernitano said ...

it's rated PG right so the problem is it playes it too safe

January 24, 2009 at 4:53 PM, chris smith said ...

there is a lot of fat jokes

January 23, 2009 at 2:03 PM, cab435 said ...

I had some hope that this would be funny and good but seems like they took a good idea and fucked it up thats to bad.

January 22, 2009 at 5:52 AM, Malfiesties said ...

This is, by far, the worst movie I have seen in a movie theater in a long time. I was really hoping to see a good comedy, but this ended up being a totally unrealistic die-hard spoof, mixed in with a "oh, feel sorry that I'm a fat guy" wanna-be love movie. I felt sick that I wasted my hard earned money on this junk. It was my fault for not first investigating the reviews that warned away from this movie. Not funny

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Synopsis: A New Jersey rent-a-cop gets his moment to shine as the holidays approach and Santa's little helpers stage a coup at the local shopping mall in this comedy starring King of Queens' Kevin James. Paul Blart (James) is a single suburban dad attempting to make ends meet by working as a mall security guard. Paul takes his job very seriously; unfortunate...  Continue Reading

Starring: Kevin James, Shirley Knight, Keir O'Donnell, Jayma Mays

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