Movie Reviews -  The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

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  September 03, 2010 at 10:48 AM, said ...

  @Alexander Chesterman.....W.T.F.......Ive never heard so much shit in all my life, i nearly dropped my laptop reading your comment, you should Go out get a job, a life, agirlfriend and watch some real movies, you need to be kicked off the site my man..lol

• August 24, 2010 at 11:51 PM, Zeke said ...

  I really don't get what was so much more redeeming in this one then the other movies except the action of course, that was indeed pretty cool. However it's the same ol' bullshit, Edward is a pedophile that wants to control Bellas life, Bella's a emo bitch and Jacob goes around thinking his entitled to Bella. To me it's some ole bullshit barely above a Fuck You, I mean it's still kinda hilarious at first and of course the action saved it.

  
  
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  August 21, 2010 at 5:31 PM, Baku-chan said ...

  Paul: Your wife is probably in love with Edward and wishes you were more like him, same as the rest of these Twimoms. There are more wives like this than you think!

• August 21, 2010 at 12:23 PM, Paul Monroe said ...

  AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH. My wife made me do it. Now, feminists, say that most men are insensitive pigs. This was the ULTIMATE SACRIFICE.

  
  
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  August 13, 2010 at 9:40 PM, anthony daniell said ...

  still 5 percent for twi hards in that sample group probably equates to quite a lot of fan boy militia then again 14 year old boys and girls aren't that hard to deal with in battle either way i see a 300 style situation cropping up at some point

• August 09, 2010 at 3:09 AM, Baku-chan said ...

  The funniest part is that there was a poll for who was the best author between King, Rowling, and Meyer. Last time I heard, King won with 70%. Meyer ended up with 5%. Nice.

  
  
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  August 07, 2010 at 2:16 PM, anthony daniell said ...

  sorry Baku-chan its was the first thing that came to mind when i though "hmm what is the closest thing i can get to condemnation from a literary god " Stephen King fit the bill nicely

• August 06, 2010 at 5:31 PM, Baku-chan said ...

  Alexander: What emotional depth? Bella falls for Edward because he's beautiful and sparkly and Edward falls for Bella because she smells good. Seems kind of shallow to me. I can't understand why anyone wants Bella when she has no independent thought or personality. I've read the novels, and I can't see any reason why the characters love eachother besides the ones I gave above and if there is anything deeper, Stephenie Meyers isn't a good enough writer to express it. You think there's any "emotional depth" in this series? Take a closer look. Same goes for the rest of you rabid Twilight obsessed teens. Anthony: Damn you! You took the quote I wanted to use! XD

  
  
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  August 06, 2010 at 3:18 AM, Ryan Young said ...

  @Alexander Chesterman-NO THE HELL SHE AIN'T!!!

• August 06, 2010 at 12:21 AM, anthony daniell said ...

  yes thats exactly it, people think twilight is crap because they lack the emotional depth to follow a blatantly Mary sue female lead character and a vampire by comparison makes the count from sesame street look like a vampire version of king Leonidas from 300 Stephanie Meyer has a talent no doubt but that talent is for making fiction based on her own supernatural wet dreams so uniquely bad that twihards everywhere flock to that sparkly banner she holds high if vampires were meant to sparkle they would roll around in broken glass which would only be more badass to end this rant i quote Stephen king in regards to Stephanie Meyers prowess in writing "...Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good.""

  
  
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  August 04, 2010 at 8:23 PM, Alexander Chesterman said ...

  This film is a masterpiece, as are all the Twilight films. People who hate this franchise only do so because they can not handle emotional depth. Oh, and by the way, I think Kristen Stewart is the most beautiful actress I have ever seen.

• August 04, 2010 at 3:38 PM, said ...

  Screw team jacob or team ugly, yay team human... enough said

  
  
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  August 04, 2010 at 1:19 AM, Paul Monroe said ...

  The only think that made me go through it without killing myself was the thought that it is indeed much better than Sex and the city (which by the way, my wife loved). This is that kind of movie that you get the DVD, let it roll while you have a beer and chat with friends and the only person who pays attention to the tv screen is your teenage daughter. That kind of movie you don't care to stop to go out and get some barbecue. Just a little more than white noise.

• August 02, 2010 at 2:08 PM, said ...

  the books are better than the movies, but i still think they were good, but they are much better vampire books out there that they could of made films of

  
  
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  July 31, 2010 at 5:23 PM, Ryan Young said ...

  Korey's right, Bella is kinda cute, but not enough to start a damn war over

• July 31, 2010 at 1:06 AM, said ...

  Anyone that thinks Kristen Stewart isint a good actress obviously hasnt seen the Runaways. That chick has RAW talent to play Joan Jett! She acted the part and she did all her own vocals. Not many actresses could have done that. And its not that she cant act in Eclipse, she is portraying Bella, who is confused, dorky and clumsy. Shes portraying the character ppl!

  
  
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  July 23, 2010 at 4:36 PM, said ...

  I saw this piece of crap movie and it made me want to cut my eves out of my sockets . Terrible action ,terrible special effects ,terrible everything. This Movie is TERRIBLE

• July 21, 2010 at 3:51 AM, demonknight said ...

  HEY THEY MADE A REALLY GREAT POINT ABOUT THESE MOVIES, BELLA ( KRISTEN STEWARD) IS NOT THAT HOT, AND THEY ALL FIGHT OVER HER LIKE SHE IS THE SHIT, LIKE SHE IS SOOO FINE, AND I MEAN COME ON YOU GUYS CAN DO BETTER AND THE BITCH CAN'T ACT FOR SHIT,THEY COULD HAVE CAST MEGAN FOX IN THE ROLE FOR BELLA AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER, AT LEAST SHE IS HOT!!!!

  
  
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  July 21, 2010 at 2:21 AM, Baku-chan said ...

  storm mcadams : You're being too generous. This series isn't even a Some 'Ol Bullshit; it's a Fuck You at best. The whiny, bitchy limpet Bella, the control-freak stalker Edward, and the I'm-so-tough Jacob who seems to think he is entitled to Bella (why he would want her, I have no idea); none of them are likeable and are hard to feel any sympathy for because they are all a bunch of self-pitying idiots who are so self-absorbed that they decide to kill themselves whenever things don't go their way. "My way or no way!" By the end of the last book, I didn't even care what happened to the characters; I actually found myself rooting for the bad guys at some point.

• July 21, 2010 at 12:04 AM, Movie Guy said ...

  The only thing that makes this movie somewhat interesting is Vampires -Vs- Wolves, but these movies are too girlie for me, These movies target Teenage Audiences, Just like I liked the idea of Underworld, I wish they would make a Movie like this with the same plot but more like Blade -Vs- Vampires and Woves

  
  
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  July 20, 2010 at 3:25 AM, Guitarrocker73 said ...

  What the fuck is all the hype about!?!?! Its about a teenage girls choice between necrophilia and beastality and thats just sick

• July 19, 2010 at 6:16 PM, candace leigh nelson said ...

  i

  

  thinkthis movie was the best so far

  
  
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  July 19, 2010 at 3:04 AM, Nathan said ...

  The Fourth and final Twilight movie (entitled Breaking Dawn) is being released into two separate parts. Just like Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. As far as I know, the first part is being released in November 18, 2011. I say that they need to hurry up and finish up this series already. I just don't se what all this hype is all about. I think that it's just a sub par chick flick that has really annoying fans. Granted, it's not that bad of a movie. THERE IS A LOT WORSE CRAP OUT THERE!( ex: The Last Airbender, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Dragonball Evolution).

• July 18, 2010 at 10:23 PM, storm mcadams said ...

  This movie and the rest piss me off. Bell's just a necrophiliac horny teen girl who doesn't know what she wants. I mean can any 18 yr old tell me that they know for a fact that they want to be with so n so for ever. I mean the bitch can't just get a vampire divorce, that pussy Edward would "Just Die" .. I hate these movies not just for the crap acting and the stupid freaking story but because of the message that it sends to the mass morons that flock to the theater to watch a stuck up brat throw a fit because her vampire boy friend wont fang her or #&^k her.She cares nothing for the people in her family and you know what she is a typical teen age girl. I WANT IT MY WAY..I WANT IT NOW OR I AM GOING TO THROW A FIT.. Oh before you run your face my pregnant sister made me go to the film.I read the books and hated them. Some ol bullshit is what this shit is

  
  
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  July 18, 2010 at 8:40 PM, Tazza said ...

  Okay, so first off, I have read the books, and I must say the books ARE better than the films, but I also enjoyed the movies The weird fans are annoying, but I think they are that way because of the books, as they are written in such a way that Edward seems like a god. Stewarts character might not show that much emotion, but she is just doing what she's being told to do, other wise she wouldnt be in the movie. People that bitch about these films saying "I nearly died of boredom, literally" I dont think so, if you'd have known it was that bad you wouldnt have bothered going to see it at all. This film makes a hell of a lot of money, and its because its enjoyable for the people who like the series, its not Harry Potter, but its still a very popular film, but for those that dont like it, theres no need to say that its shit, because clearly its just not in your taste, which doesnt make it a bad movie. The cast is probably as good as it would ever get, but I do like Lautners character the most, as he seemed to have the most emotion out of them all.

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