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January 27, 2010 at 1:26 AM, Ziyad B said ...

i agree with korey its not that bad but it wont be anything worth remembering because although the movie itself was ok but unless we are a edward fan we have no real reason to watch it because it cops out

January 16, 2010 at 3:03 PM, Ethan Black said ...

Max Shreck (Nosforatu) should rise from the dead and kill everyone in this film. It is a blight not only on movies but also on the vampire genre.

January 11, 2010 at 11:49 PM, Erick said ...

I remember when monsters used to look like monsters. In this shit they look like a cross between abercrombie , buckle and retarded emo's.

January 08, 2010 at 6:04 PM, Alice Cullen said ...

can't u see how that kristen CAN'T act?????? and how badly directed it is???? how rushed all the action is????? how blind can u people be????

January 08, 2010 at 11:36 AM, Bhavya Gupta said ...

I think the movie is grest. True that they don't show Edward much but still they have done a good job. I just don't understand why most of u people hate it so much

January 07, 2010 at 11:09 AM, Wade Volker said ...

Such epic crapness

January 03, 2010 at 5:49 PM, Zeke said ...

So this might work like a comedy, then I'll might see it

January 03, 2010 at 5:38 AM, amanda poore said ...

awesome movie i love it

January 03, 2010 at 5:13 AM, Daniel Val Chisholm II said ...

I watched it... Oh, my...goodness...gracious... Bad. Really, really, really bad. Unless I'm talking to my girlfriend, then it's, "Eh, that was decent." I swear, I hate the character development of pretty much every character, but I somewhat enjoyed the limited "omniscient" vampire gal and "shark boy." I can't stand Bella. She's pretty much every emo-depressing woman that I've ever dated wrapped into one. Who would have thought that Michael Sheen couldn't even make his role tolerable apart from the pale, pasty white skin with bloodshot eyes? Please tell me that he's hurting for money, which is the only reason why an actor would demean themselves in order to accommodate this piece of flaming garbage. Look, I gave it a shot with the first film snuggling up with my soon-to-be and drinking hot chocolate. But when you have Bella as the self-absorbed "cocktease from Hell" coupled with her blatant inconsistency of night terrors + uncalled for moments of being a recluse or insane.. what is there to this movie apart from reliving the painfully obvious high school drama (apart from the occasional furry) where you want to slap this girl nonstop until she stops being crazy?! The scenery was too dark and depressing coupled with the minimalist approach for the CGI, or lack thereof, of the cute and cuddly care bear werewolves to counter the glittering vampires or the Volturi? If I weren't dating a girl who was a minor fan of the series, I certainly wouldn't have watched this on my own. However, I understand that there's a demographic for the franchise with regard to the book and ticket sales, but I'm neither a teen girl or a gay male. Therefore, there's absolutely no conceivable reason for why a person of my sound body and mind to stomach through this film again. Some ol' bullshit through and through.

January 03, 2010 at 3:47 AM, Kenzie Rain said ...

I read the whole series because my friend was just, "RAI, THEY'RE EFFIN VAMPIRES!" so i read and honestly, the movies would've been OK -- never great, but OK if it had been directed properly. But [just for stupidity record the 'werewolves' are actually shapeshifters which is why they aren't actually werewolves and blahblahblah.) all my friends love the movie. My friend has seen in 7 times in the theatre so at least they're making money. Heh. Shetty movie. Some ol' BS is good.

December 29, 2009 at 2:21 PM, joseph said ...

you know what would be great? if they cancel the next twilight movie, then im sure there would be a lot of suicide amongst teen girls

December 18, 2009 at 6:15 PM, Lawrance Thompson said ...

Alice: You did fine. Your points were great. now, again, lets just sick a big wooden stake into the heart of this blood sucking movie and be done with it.

December 18, 2009 at 3:43 PM, Alice Cullen said ...

sorry about my english ... i'm not native english speaker

December 18, 2009 at 3:40 PM, Alice Cullen said ...

both the movies were a disgrace to the whole movie making history. i think this one is worst than twilight. kristen can't even act. she's like never smiling like truly smiling. and not only in this movie but in the other movies she played aswell. she reminds me of a classmate i once had that never smiled never id anything just had that emo look on her face. that's what kristen stewart is doing. i mean at the beginning at her party where alice takes a picture of edward and bella shouldn't she like smile or something? she's like making a disgusted face. ok i get it robert pattinson is kind of disgusting but shouldn't she as bella be in love with him? the only ones i liked were Jackson and Ashley(Jasper and Alice) though here in this movie jackson did look a bit weird and >especially in the papercut scene.

December 17, 2009 at 8:58 PM, ELMITO9494 said ...

at first, seeing the movie came out based on the book, I did not see that at first I was so stupid, it was all part of marketing for Hollywood to think that the film was bad, stupid and a waste of time and money and obviously, the fan-girls of the "film" they told me not to criticize the film without seeing it, even so do not take into account. One day after he left the second film titled New Moon decided to go see her together with some friends and a fan-girls. We bought tickets and went to see her. The film: Started the film and the approximately 5 min. of the film began to bore me (not the fan-girl missing unpleasant shouting "I love you Robert. On leaving the actor). The performances of the actors were estubieron pessimism only showing the "beauty" and muscles XD. Something stupid was that Bella's character does not change clothes, then the emotional change of the actress ended up being a joke. The effects of the wolves was the only thing I saw improvement in the film like the soundtrank (Damn the Muse song only appeared for 15 seconds). And the final, let alone, like the low action (which is assumed to be small) and showed little romance that was a little pessimistic. In Conclusions: The movie was horrible. Deserve a nasty "F @ $% ck You" by the little they could attempt to adapt to.

December 16, 2009 at 12:11 AM, Guitarrocker73 said ...

I can't believe how much money this peice of shit movie actally made

December 12, 2009 at 12:14 AM, CHRIS said ...

That movie tottaly blows ass! my friend made me see it and it was a waste of 8.50. but alot of hot chicks were there

December 10, 2009 at 10:25 PM, matthew thomas kroll said ...

This movie really pisses me off its hard to not go ape shit when white girls are sucking this movies dick

December 09, 2009 at 11:38 PM, Rico Carter said ...

Some Ole' Bullshit.I must disagree..We need to create a level below Some Ole' Bullshit to describe this movie. IT IS HORRIBLE! The clearly copied the underworld franchise. Stay away from it unless your a girl under the age of 18.

December 09, 2009 at 11:03 PM, Outlaw Monk said ...

I agree that this movie is really for the bubblegum crowd. I actually Bought a copy of Twilight on DVD, and all i can say is i am glad i didn't have anything share near by or i would of clawed my eyes out rather than watch another second of it. Needless to say i won't be going to see this or renting it on DVD

December 09, 2009 at 4:29 AM, Alasdair Holbrook said ...

Ok, this movie is undoubtedly, SOME OL' BULLSHIT, The lead "actors/actresses" are absolutely horrible, they could have hired Japanese robots that could act better then them, however, I found alot of the support characters, ie. Alice and Charlie, were actually decently good, Alice in particular, I ended up enjoying her scenes, then hating the rest of the movie even more, then again, I was forced to read the first book, and I liked Alice's character in general, even the family interaction (the cullens) were not completely horrible, Final Review: Twilighter: FULL PRICE Horny teenaged girl: FULL PRICE (Taylor Lautner's chest had more screentime then Pattinson almost) Someone going with his girlfriend: MATINEE (will most likely get you laid or you can laugh at it together) Nothing else is playing and you feel like tearing the movie a new asshole: MATINEE (I did this, and had a blast) Everbody Else: SOME OL' BULLSHIT, bordering on a F*CK YOU, its a real insult to our intelligence to call this a movie, its clearly a really bad soap opera, and calling the leads actors is clear exaggeration Final Notes: Anyone else as entertained as me with the flimsy excuses for Taylor to take his shirt off? "Ooo, you bumped your head. lemme take my shirt off" "Ooo, your boyfriends coming home, lemme take my shirt off" "Ooo, a leaf flew by, lemme take my shirt off"

December 08, 2009 at 8:12 PM, Kryssy Suicide said ...

ok im going to be the un bias female opinion on here. first off yea i love the idea but i cant stand the movies. yea the second one had a little more action compared to the first one but hello? least it was a wee bit more original then first. the first's ending reminded me so much of that movie the covenant starring steven strait. the fight scenes are almost identical. both have a dumbass white girl and two "powerful" guys fighting. same shit. so i have to agree on this movie review SOME OLE BULLSH*T, or better yet SAME OLD BULLSH*T just different title

December 05, 2009 at 3:18 AM, Jason said ...

Thank you for confirming the same old bull sh#% rateing. Every girl I know has told me this thing is the best thing since sliced bread and I almost got talked into seeing it till I watched this reveiw.

December 04, 2009 at 5:33 PM, Matt said ...

Im not a fan of this series in any way. Twilight was ok, and i probably wont see this film until its on TV. I recently discovered that David Slade, director of 30 Days of Night is handeling the 3rd film. Im actually interested to see if he can do a better job with it then the previous two outings.

December 04, 2009 at 1:14 AM, Robert Cuthbert said ...

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Synopsis: The supernatural tale of star-crossed lovers continues as the Cullen family flees Forks in order to protect Bella (Kristen Stewart), and the heartbroken high-school senior discovers that vampires aren't the only creatures in town. Realizing that Bella will never be safe as long as he's around, Edward (Robert Pattinson) makes the difficult decision ...  Continue Reading

Starring: Kristen Stewart, Billy Burke, Ashley Greene, Robert Pattinson

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