Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:33:53, ThatStrangeDude said...

Damn, this movie really disappointed me. I thought it would be the action film of the summer, and it was going to rock everyone's socks off straight away. Unfortunately I was wrong, and utterly wrong, what a boring movie! I wanted guns blazing more frequently than fucking breathing, and what do I get? This piece of garbage... He looks tired, and annoyed all the time, his little helper is nothing but trouble and stupidity and what the hell was with that part where he fell in love with the mute? I mean sheesh! I can't carry on talking about this, it makes me grit my teeth in regret of ever spending money on this movie. Although I need to say a few more things, I hated the part where he was starting to get sentimental, I mean it is an assassin movie, he should just kill people for the mere fun of it, and eat babies for breakfast! I hate when they start stuffing assassin movies with lame feelings, everybody knows that somebody who takes other peoples lifes for money don't have a single bit of human left in them. ... Anyways, before I drown you all in my endless jibbering about just how bad I thought this movie were, then I would like to give you credit for the review, I laughed my arse off the entire time, one of your best so far! Bloody good job.

Wed, 5 Nov 2008 13:50:03, Shinigami2099 said...

Nick Cage could do any movie... and have that same I just wanna dump look on his face. I'll never forgive him for what he did to Ghost Rider!!! *weeps sincerely* Gone in 60 seconds... ok. Con Air eh, ok. Even the friggin' Rock I guess it's ok. but this movie just looks retarded. & I'm sorry for associating you with this movie y'all. I'm going to save you all your time. Just close your eyes for 3 seconds to think of Nick Cage taking a crap. Wha-la... presto... now you can go watch some Bruce Lee instead

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:03:38, MovieDownloadMatrix said...

I am a big Nick Cage fan, but his choices for movies has been complete and utter crap! Is Hollywood's amazing scripts drying up...Nick is not the only dude picking junk movie roles...Hollywood needs better writers, because I have never seen so many re-makes in my freaking life! I think all of us in this forum could put our heads together and submit a better script than Hollywood...I mean...come on! I thought to review was fantastic and the Bigfoot/Cage mockery was enjoyable... This girl needs a beer...

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:40:13, DVDPLAYA said...

This review is f**kin hilarious.

Tue, 9 Sep 2008 22:43:51, Jack Q said...

Don't fall in rove!

Tue, 9 Sep 2008 18:43:46, Yaoi Huntress Earth said...

The Nicholas Cage impersonation was spot on. Once again, someone has to beat it into that man's head that he just isn't action movie material.

Tue, 9 Sep 2008 07:45:47, Stefan C. said...

yeah i bet that movie sucked. its like liquid garbage out of a fat china dood's ass.>

Mon, 8 Sep 2008 05:48:32, Tashi said...

It's interesting how they Hollywoodize Asian cimena, essentially sterilizing it and losing the essence of what made it special in the first place. This is my first comment. Spill has the best reviews, period, bar none.

Mon, 8 Sep 2008 00:29:19, Rich said...

Wooden? Is that exactly the acting form that Cage has mastered? Cage elevated wooden to new heights.

Sun, 7 Sep 2008 21:51:17, Eric said...

just wooden performances

Sun, 7 Sep 2008 13:42:24, ghostwriter said...

If Cage needs a good hair piece, he should go see William Shatner...now there's a guy who knows hair pieces! Oh well, Burn After Reading opens this Friday...looks promising, hope it is! I am in need of a good movie at this point.

Sun, 7 Sep 2008 06:24:42, Gabriel said...

What happened to Nicholas Cage? National Treasure 2, Ghost Rider, that one flick with the bad CGI donkey kong barrels Korey said lol, The Wicker Man, now Bankok Dangerous. He's on a shitty streak!

Sun, 7 Sep 2008 02:11:22, Jack said...

Lionsgate haven't been releasing a lot of good movies more like crappy films.