Movie Reviews - Disaster Movie

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143 Comments for Disaster Movie Movie Review

Tue, 2 Dec 2008 17:39:54, anthonyjstan said...

THis movie looks as Fucked up as it sounds. If these two make one more movie this horrible, I'll be going to prison for things I will not mention.

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:01:51, Confused Matthew said...

To say that this movie was bad, or to say that it was even a movie at all, would be giving these two far more credit than they deserve. Film makers make bad films; these two don't make films at all; the culture does all the non-work for them. All they have to do is dump the things they see and hear onto the screen. The kinds of non films these two don't make are essentially nothing; they are made out of nothing, they portray and convey nothing; there is no film.

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:25:27, ThatStrangeDude said...

You know, I must really admit that I'm looking forward to seeing this movie. It may look as dumb and uncreative as Meet the Spartans, but I like the idea of taking whatever pop-culture icons you can find and just parody them all in one big mess of scetches and one liners. To be honest, I couldn't care less for a plotline when we're talking about comedy movies, actually, I think I would be better suited with nothing but mere scetches and dumb references, or parodies if you'd like. (I'm not saying that I don't ever want a plotline, I just like the idea of not having one for a change, I guess I would call it, somewhat of a relief at a certain point)

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 03:07:19, anythingplusmore said...

the crap

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:49:08, Nick Miracle said...

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:53:00, Kara said...

I will gladly say that I did not see this movie. I have said many times what I would do to the people that make these to friends but it would do not good. Kids today who couldnt pay attention to a plot to save their lives are still going to go see these movies. I will say though, that as long as these people make these movies I will not give them any of my money. Parody movies back in the day had a plot and worked the parodies around it. The ones today have the parody (if you can call it that. and attempt to work a feeble plot around it. In watching the previews of this movie I saw their version of Iron Man attempting to what looked like fire a blast and a cow fell on him. Now I don't know what led up to this and from the end result of it I have no interest in it either. This brings me back to my bit about kids today. Just because kids lack the attention span doesn't mean you have to make movies to cater to it. If people gradually make kids movies with more and more of a plot then it will make the parody movies in general better. I didn't know half the stuff going on in the naked gun movies growing up, but that didn't stop me from loving them as a film. And as I grew up I started understanding thing better.

Sat, 8 Nov 2008 18:37:38, Twinny said...

This movie made me physically ill.

Wed, 5 Nov 2008 13:40:49, Shinigami2099 said...

This was just pulling at straws. There were a few funny parts like how the drag queen looked like Sarah Jessica Parker or the Enchanted girl saying she was just on drugs in the sewers or how what's her face loves gasoline. That was funny. but! when they start referencing everything just cause it's popular even though it has nothing to do with the movie. It gets messed up quick! The f'in chipmunks?! C'mon they couldn't think of any better endings than the elf from Bad Santa? This is disgraceful! It puts a bad smudge on potentially funny spoof movies. I'm sick of seing people dance like HSM or You've been served. Those movies aren't related to disasters at all! I wanted to see them make fun of Apocalypse, Double Impact (or whatever the hell it's name was) Dantes Peek, Twister. There's so many to choose from it's insane. Especially when the kept coming out with the same movie done two different ways at the same time for years and years. Very poorly thought up. Who wants to see terrible Hannah, Simpson and Speares impressions anyway? That's what we have Mad tv, Robot Chicken and SNL for. Leave it up to the professionals.

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:12:41, luke driver said...

LOWEST SOME OLE BULLSHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 11:52:19, Flying_High said...

It just made no sense! The only thing that would have made this movie good would have been if it was funny, and it just wasn't

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 04:08:29, Phil said...

Alright, Seltzer and Friedberg. I know you get this a whole lot already, but we hate how you thought that you could just try and go off on your own from Scary Movie and make your own crap. In the movie theaters in my area, they took out Disaster Movie on the fourth day. I watched 20 minutes of it and had to give up. If you honestly think that you are better than The Dark Knight or Iron Man, then you have something incredibly wrong with your head. And you are also incredibly biased knowing that it is your own friggen movie. You two are just like little kids who think you can do whatever another brilliant mind could do. The Wayans Brothers are probably pissed at you for ruining what they have started. Date Movie was stupid, Epic Movie was retarded, Meet the Spartans was a fail, and Disaster Movie was such and EPIC FAIL that I could not bear to watch it. If you want to make another spoof comedy, learn how to write one and make it have a story. Spy Movie is going to suck so BAD! You are already working on it? And you are spoofing Quantum of Solace? IT DID NOT EVEN COME OUT YET!!!!! Let's also look at the fact of the rumor that you are spoofing Epic Movie. I'm not even going to go on anymore you are so stupid. You deserve no credit for your stupid movie. You just wasted your money. You worked HALF the summer? Great movies take at least half a YEAR! I could think of better things you could have done for that half of the summer you wasted. I spent my summer doing work for school, which is about 200x more important than your stupid movie could ever be. I am just a freshman in high school, and I am probably smarter than you and could come up with a better movie. The markets will stop selling your movies, as it will never allow it to be in their hands again. It is a shame to sell such garbage. That is all. - Teh Imperator

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:57:19, John Howard said...

This movie pissed me off, I don't have anything too bad to say, because I wasn't really watching after the flavor flav guy popped up, thats when I said "yeah, i'm done"

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:42:09, Blade Runner 007 said...

This is THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN! I'm not seeing anymore movies from these dudes!

Fri, 3 Oct 2008 02:34:23, Phillguyson said...

This review is how I found Spill! Holy crap i hated this movie, I knew I wouldn't be able to watch in in theaters (or pay for it) so i watched it for free online...It took me 6 hours to watch the whole thing, I couldn't take it all at once

Thu, 2 Oct 2008 12:09:38, luke driver said...

some ole bullshit + fuck you = disaster movie

Wed, 1 Oct 2008 18:24:12, Kat said...

I'll watch online for free to see how bad it is:] but anyway you guys should sign the petition against them here:D >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnn2-KtZ4W4

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:47:20, Michael Glaze, Jr. said...

I definitely give this movie a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 07:04:16, Christian Alvarez said...

They even stole an idea from Uwe Boll about Indiana Jones as a midget. In an advertisement for postal, they showed Verne"Mini Me" Troyer dressed up as Indy

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:22:59, Blade Runner 007 said...

This movie is so painfully bad! My eyes literally started burning and I started to cry over how AWEFUL THIS PIECE OF S*** IS!