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Thu, 27 Nov 2008 20:37:01, luke driver said...
SOME OLE BULLSHIT
Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:27:32, Vincent Salernitano said...
they can tAke the protection off that title and leave witless there
Mon, 4 Aug 2008 22:14:56, Joshua Bell said...
Hate to break it too you Korey, but there are a lot more rednecks out there than you seem to think. There's a reason that Jeff Foxworthy is the most successful comedian in America.
Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:06:51, Alkunkunka said...
HEY! In what other reviews does Edie shows up??? Im relatively new here, so I didn't know about you Edie. But, nice to see these guys talking to a woman...I was starting to get my doubts about them. ANyway, so you are no Puertorrican, but you are hispanic....which hispanic country is she from then?
Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:13:14, Tea Dog said...
I agree that it is sad when a good comedian does a bad movie. It looks like they spent all the money for the film's script on the cuture (means really, really overpriced) items that the girl owns. I don't understand why they would be advertising cuture items in this kind of movie. Anyway I agree that this movie is insulting to red necks. Then again I live in red neck country so I expect it to be popular (even if I think it is junk).
Mon, 3 Mar 2008 04:37:49, Shy said...
I agree with Razmere there. He's a Hell of a comedian! I tuned in to one of his comedy specials on Comedy Central once, just for the Hell of it, and I never laughed so hard for ANYBODY. But his first movie just fell flat. I couldn't even sit through the whole thing. I guess he's just one of those that doesn't transition well from the stage to the silver screen. Or, maybe it's just the material he has to work with. I don't know.
Sun, 2 Mar 2008 18:11:50, Masterplan said...
As bad as Larry The Cable Guy and his respective movies are, continuing to utilize him actually makes sense. Those responsible for acquiring his services know that, despite how pretentiously unfunny and utterly stupid his movies are, every piece of white trash will skip a tractor pull to have the 8-10 bucks to fork over to see his new movie that weekend.
Sat, 1 Mar 2008 05:24:46, Caitlin said...
Do we really have a large enough demographic of rednecks? haha surprisingly yeah. i know a lotta ppl who LOVE him! his standup was funny. BUT. he has absolutely no business being in movies.
Sat, 1 Mar 2008 02:11:27, Kimbo said...
Go Edie! Now shut up Korey so Edie can actually share her opinion! And as for the movie, why even bother to review it, just post a postcard saying "some ol' bullshit," and we'll get it, LOL.
Sat, 1 Mar 2008 00:51:54, The MexXxicutioner said...
I'm I the only one that knows that Larry the Cable Guy is all an act? Look at this: > Yeah, his old comedy bit was so bad that he had to dumb it all down to become successful and adopt a stage persona as well. I can't stand him. The only guy I like from the Blue Collar group is Ron White because at least not every joke from him is about being from the south. And he drinks and smokes on stage so he's alright by me. I have no intentions on seeing this steaming pile of crap, just like I didn't see his first one. Korey's right, is there such a large demographic of people that would watch this to justify it's creation. I certainly hope not but wouldn't be surprised.
Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:17:14, dnice said...
I like having a girl do the reviews ... You need to have Edie do them more often!
Wed, 27 Feb 2008 23:41:15, Brian Kudler said...
EDIE ROCKS!
Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:38:16, Tonyz said...
I think that Larry the Cable guy movies are a lot like the Ernest movies were back in the 90's. Which were just as bad and stupid.
Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:17:22, Aaron said...
so is this worse than meet the spartans?
Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:37:54, HardBoild said...
The tag line of this movie should be Witness the Crap Unfold
Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:21:37, Rooster said...
I live out in the boondocks and even I wouldn't see this crap. I think Larry needs to get some new material.
Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:39:44, The Mighty Celestial said...
I think that movie is insulting not only to rednecks, but also to cable-guys & unwarrented buttcracks everywhere.
Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:42:36, Sidewaystranger said...
Edie's hispanic? Cool!
Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:35:45, Drain said...
Hey guys. I'm in GA, which means my family trees are loaded with stupid, annoying, retarded IQ 65 rednecks, and I DO NOT LIKE LARRY THE CABLE GUY. I had the misfortune of watching him in Health Inspector, and haven't watched another one of his movies since. Like Korey said in another review.. "I may be retarded but do not insult my intelligence". I watched Blue Collar TV for a little while a few years ago, but now the whole redneck humor thing has been dead for years, they just don't know when to quit! I don't know how they make it to theaters now. Lets just make a TV Channel and let Larry own it for himself and call it a damn day. There will be about 50 good people that will watch it worldwide. Korey takes one for the team watching this movie.
Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:59:57, Edie said...
he tries and he tries but he never learns LOL
Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:22:35, buzkill said...
What I want to know is, how long did it take korey to get this chick in bed? TELL ME HONESTLY KOREY. I wanna know.
Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:13:58, L said...
wasn't there suposed to be a guest reviewer once a month?
Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:45:56, Qdot said...
More "Ass Crack" jokes...i guess we cant get enough of them.
Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:39:00, SketchedLilly said...
I am white like flour and come from a pretty redneck background. My family is all from Northern Ontario and my entire paternal side are hunters, fishermen, outdoorsmen, rowdy, and heavy drinkers. I, nor any of my family, will want to watch this.
Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:38:28, Sloan Gaon said...
get a room Korey, Get a room!
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Synopsis: When a small-town sheriff (Larry the Cable Guy) witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap. Eric Roberts, Yaphet Kotto, Peter Stormare, and Joe Mantegna co-star in a comedy from Red Water and Christmas Rush director Charles Robert Carner. ~ ... Continue Reading
Starring: Eric Roberts, Peter Stormare, Yaphet Kotto, Ivana Milicevic
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